Hi hello I'm an artist and also I make soup

It's good to remember, sometimes, that your art can make people make these kinds of faces.

Throwback to when I made a little friend from scratch. I don't think it exists anymore but maybe I should make another.

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

Thank you so much @pocketfullofpoesies! 🩷

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Do you eat several pounds of bugs in fall to help bulk up for winter too?

Hear me out: shrimps is bugs. This is still doable.

My photocard commissions are now open! Please check out this post on my Patreon for more info

I have a few slots open if anyone would be interested 👀✨

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?