𝓦𝓲𝓰𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻

⚠️TW: flashing, blinking, eyestrain, flashing graphics!

♡Do YOU 🫵 feel like engaging in some foppish fuckery for a few hours??

♡Do you want to see pretty fops kissing :0?

♡Do you want to see ugly fops kissing :00?

♡Are men in heals, stockings, ruffles, ribbons, lace, powdered wigs, and absolutely caked in makeup your guilty pleasure? Yeah?? Does that get your rox off?? Yah?? :33

♡Are you in need of homoerotic foppish gooning material???

♡Are your 28 Pinterest boards filled with 3000+ pins of fops and rococo paintings just not scratching the right parts of your brain enough??

♡Are you tired of being starved of the human brain's natural primal need for 18th century homosexual material?!?!?

WELL UR IN LUCK, FRIEND! ଘ(੭ ᐛ )━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟHere at wigfucker headquarters, I've decided to use my free will for good and create a little spot for all fops to get together and indulge in some gay tea time. Cuz there's just not enough fop material out there so I'm takin one for the team bro 😔🫶

Here, we fuck around, make bs, laugh, cry, goon, use free will for the greater good of the fop nation, sip tea, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie, and enjoy our wacky niche interest lol🎀

So, don't worry my little fopling, we all yearn for gay fop material

˚₊‧꒰ა 𝓣𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

♡wigfucker confessionals: posts in which you guys 🫵 confess your foppish degeneracy >:3

♡tiny fop: Posts in which tiny fop appears >:3

♡fop and dandy: Fop and Dandy together! 🎀🤝🎩

♡dandy candy: This post may contain dandies.. 🤎🪳✨️

♡the og hipsters: Incroyables and Merveilleuses!💙🤍❤️

♡baroque bitches: Self explanatory...Baroque bitches¯\_(¬ ₃ ͡¬)_/¯✨️✨️✨️

♡historical hoes: Posts that mention or include historical figures! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ💐

♡foppish fantasies: 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

♡forced foppification: Posts that contain forcefop🩵🌷🪽

♡rococo roundtable: Moodboards and aesthetics <3🎀

♡Gatekeeping Yuri/Yaoi: A scenario in which two parties are put against each other, depicted to be in competition and are 'different' from one another and making comparisons usually in a 'Not Like The Other Guys' manner. These two parties are then taken and put into a more wholesome and supportive dynamic like becoming best friends or lovers ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡

In other words: "First, you take two people and put them against each other. Then people in the comments/reblogs will draw them making out."

♡battlefops: the battlefop tag >:3🔥🔥🔥

♡kittyfops: the kittyfop tag :3 🎀

♡whimsical wigfucker approves this post 👍🎀🍓💕: reposts! (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ

●you're a curious little dandy aren't you ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º)

●FORCEFOP YOUR TRANS BF TODAY! (diy t 🫶)

●COURT YOUR TRANS GF TODAY! *cafe* (diy hrt🫶)

●there's no meme. Put the wig on.

●FREE YURI!!!!!

🎀🩵🍰𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓹 𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷! :3 🍓🪽

My honest reaction:

THE DOODLES ARE HEREEE 🙏🔥🔥🔥

IM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, HE DEADASS JUST LOOKED LIKE THAT IN THE DREAM 💀💀💀

Bbg deserved so much better 😔😔 bro was just a normal silly guy, and then this happened BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 😭 i never came face to face with him or anyone in the dream. It was 3rd person and I was kind of just a spectator. It was like through the lenses of watching a movie unfold. A really weird disturbing movie 💀

BUT BBG STILL KEPT HIS WIG ON 🙏🙏🙏 THE CLOTHES ARE OFF AND BRO IS GOING THROUGH IT BUT DISEASE BE DAMNNED, THE WIG STAYS ONNN🤌🤌 FOP RULES.☝️

So, if you guys saw that one post I made about that dream I had, you would know that I had this weird and lowkey disturbing dream about a fop who had this disease known as "gout" but it wasn't actually gout like irl it was more like a strange disease that was made to be "incurable" and contagious.

So I made some doodles of the descriptions I saw in the dream and how it looked. The fop in the dream couldn't get any help because he was locked in a room for "his own good" because no one wanted to go near him out of fear they'd catch this strange disease. (Which, understandable..ya know 😔)

His veins become really visible and his body and limbs become bloated and swollen because of the pressure and the blood rushing to the bottom because for some reason, this disease cause gravity to be times 3 🤨😟 so all his muscle, body fat, and overall body mass droops to the ground because the gravity is just too strong causing him to crawl because he cannot stand up.

Also, the side effects were very specific. He could not swallow/ it was very difficult and too painful to swallow, causing his saliva to thicken, and he became extremely dehydrated. He'd get cold sweats nonstop and the body would become overheated yet cold in thinner areas because all his mass (blood, muscle, fat, etc.) was drooping to the ground so his temperatures were very wacky and irregular.

His skin became too irritable and sensitive for clothes, so he took them off, but it didn't help. The floor was painful. Everything was painful, but gravity was too heavy unfortunately and he was sort of just stuck like this. He died after a few more hours agony but yeah. Weird shit, bro 😭💀

⚠️Extra stuff: tw: irrational fears, rabies, ocd triggers (if u have ocd plz just move along/skip this part lol cuz this might not be it 💀 this is just me ranting about the potential causes behind this dream and my weird obsession/weird fear that won't leave me alone but if you feel you might relate to these struggles than go ahead but still 😔)⚠️

Yeah, crazy stuff bro. I don't know WHAT tf caused a dream like this, but I think it has something to do with that one ask Restoration Anon sent me mentioning gout (the actual irl condition, not the wacky dream disease lol) and my long, awful, horrible fear of rabies.

For THE LOONGEST time, I've always had this horrible, irrational, and draining fear of rabies. It's so unlikely to happen, but that shit genuinely keeps me up at night sometimes, and it sucks bro 💀 I try my best not to leave my house because of it. And sometimes I think about my unemployment situation and think "its fine cuz i have a less chance of coming in contact with an infected animal or a bat" but it's just like ....ugh bro idk 😭😭😭

i fucking hate summer and I can't go out in the heat for some reason because everytime I do, I pass out. Weird. 🤨 autumn is my FAVEORITE season and it's the only season where I actually go out and touch grass and look forward to it buts it's so nerve wrecking sometimes because I know autumn is the season where bats are more prevalent and the days get shorter (which just fuckin love, bring on the darkness plzz 🙏🙏🔥🔥✨️) but guess what else also co.es out mainly at night? 🫠🫠 yeah. It sucks. I do get frustrated sometimes because I know its irrational as fuck BUT BRO THATS A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE BRO 😭😭😭 and its so scary because there is literally no cure for it unless you get vaccinated immediately after coming in contact with the disease or bite. You cannot wait because after the first symptom shows up, you're already dead.

Like dude, what's worse is i couldn't even be put out of my misery because I don't know if it's legal to "put down" a human and would you have to call someone?? 😭 UGHH WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS??!? 😭😭💀 bro, It gets so bad some days. I don't tell anyone about it because it's mainly get told by family that I need to "stop putting that stuff in my head" so I guess they must be right :/ so I tried taking their advice but I still find myself throwing up because I think about how since they all have jobs and social lives (unlike wigfucker 🙏) they might go out and potentially catch it without realizing and bring it home because the bites are so small, you'd never know. And then they don't get vaccinated and then we all die in the most slow, painful, and horrific way possible. AND ITS SOOO FUCKING IRRATIONAL BRO 😭💀💀 NONE OF THAT SHIT IS GONNA HAPPEN, THATS SO UNLIKELY WHY AM I LIKE THIS UGH MY HEART HURTS RN (yeah im quitting the monster energy. I dumped teo cans out today because im trying to get clean starting tonight. Hopefully i stick to it. I think i will this time, gonna binge watch potc tomorrow to take my mind off it 🙂‍↕️🙏🔥✨️)

I know this was supposed to originally be about a wacky dream I had, but it genuinely makes me think about the reasons behind why I had such a specific and vivid dream. So I thought I'd take this as an opportunity to talk about it, lol, and typing it out like this lowkey helped 😳🤔 so nice!

Umm...ur still here??? Waow. EHEHEHE IF U HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THIS TOO, ITS OKAYYY 😫😫😫 ME TOO BBG 🎀😫🙏🙏

He illuminates my nights and beckons me to read under his light when I come home. How nice.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH HJFHXHBZG HES SOOO CUTEEER WHERE TF DID YOU GET HIM?? THE THRIFT STORE!??? THE KNICK KNACKS STORE FOR HOT FOPS!???

ALSO SWEETEST SONG MENTIONED!??? BRO THAT'S MY SIGNATURE SCENT RIGHT THERE HOLLYYYYY PEAK, OP, YOU GET ME 🙏🙏🙏 ALDO I LOVE HOW THE COLORS OF THE FOP LOWKEY MATCH THE BODY CREAM EHEHEHE 🎀🩵🫶🫶

based on that ask

OMG OMG THIS PEAK 🙏🙏🙏

AHAHAHA HE'S SOO CUTEEE YES YES YES YES OMG THIS IS EVERYTHINGG

He's so blushy 🥺🥺