Tom, are there more than 8 women

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

for the complete collection of shitposts, doodles, and comics relating to this au, you may view my master post here

This is the year your knight became a paladin.

Hi! Above is what it looks like when someone goes outside.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

FUCKING DEVASTATING

they died at age 62, which is tragically young but far beyond the life expectancy they were given at birth of only one year. they shared 30% of their brains and were the first known example of a pair of conjoined twins with different genders.

I finally had time to do it RAHH

Lets act cute with momma

dashboard for the next 4 days: when you make a callout post for someone you have murdered them. it is the same thing. it is the exact same thing as taking a life. you have killed them forever and you have blood on your hands.

FinFin, my little friend, he’s so sweet And when he’s hungry he needs some fruit to eat So when I’m left all alone in the midnight heat I go crazy, crazy ✦ print

dance, my bunnies, dance!