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fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

hate when drug stores organise makeup by brand i dont give a shit if its maybelline or elf or nyx or fuckdamn mr beast brand skin toxins for all i care. put all the eyeshadow in one place and dont waste my time.

He would never say that!! (I scream at my phone when unsympathetic Patton)

[Image ID: Tweet from jaceels2) reading: suicidal ideation is crazy cause why am i eating a breakfast english muffin and thinking about blowing my shit smoove off. like nothing bad is evening happening /End ID]

people with speech impediments, vocal stims, tics, stutters, an obvious accent, who are mute (to any degree), who talk to themselves, or who have any other noticeable vocal traits, you’re all really cool and wonderful and I’m wishing u all an epic and poggers night

more people who’re included in this post: anyone who’s voice doesn’t “match” their gender, or doesn’t “match” the gender they get read as, anyone with disorganized speech, people who use a lot of “filler words”, or anyone who has a lisp. I hope you’re all having another epic and poggers night

also shout out to anyone with flat or monotone speech, “too” quiet speech, or “too” loud speech. y’all are poggers and deserve an epic night too

when they like Top Gun but in an old loser non-woke old homophobic alcoholic dad kinda ways & not a hangster icemav woke teenage girl who reads fanfics and scrolls on tumblr kinda way.

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks