Gnever Egnough Gnome

easy as shit to write characters when they’re all just you. what would i do in this situation? probably be a huge piece of shit. post!!!

I've seen 3 of the 4 john wick movies and I love how all the dialogue is like. A dude will go like "Is that you John Wick?" And John Wick will go "Yeah..." and the guy will go "You doing some John Wicking tonight?" And John Wick will go "Something Like That..." And the dude will go "Shame it had to be this way" and John Wick will go "I'm Sorry..." and then John Wick caves the dude's head in with a giant wooden mallet. And it rules.

The rest of the dialogue is just outtakes from the Vampire the Masquerade player's manual

ugh what do you mean the stupid American flag swim top I stole from Walmart doesn't fit how am I supposed to go swimming in wales if I'm not being obnoxiously touristy about it 😭

i forgot I can sew it works now.

baby's first bruh moment

#imo the potluck analogy applies- it would be rude to critique someone's icing technique at a potluck bc it wasn't as good as at the bakery #but if they had decorated their cupcakes w hate symbols it wouldn't be rude to tell them that's gross and gtfo #in fact it would be inappropriate to NOT say anything in that situation #or to complain that another guest who did point it out was 'ruining everyone's potluck' #and pointing out racism in fan works is 100% the second thing not the first! (via destructions-daughter)

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible