Heyo, I'm Glitchy (he/they), I'm an old queer who likes fiction and video games. I write and doodle sometimes. I've been on this damned site since 2011.
[AO3] [Bsky] [Ko-Fi]
Current obsessions: Fallen Hero, Wayfarer, Critical Role, SWTOR
[My Writing tag] [My Art tag]
My asks are open, I love getting ask games, prompts, questions or just telling me about your ocs. 🧡
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
also “When were you going to tell me that you have a hole in your body?” cracked me up because i immediately pictured Tegan being an ass about that phrasing
I don't have a fic for it but I can easily see Tegan saying "The bullet only grazed me you idiot, I have exactly the same amount of holes as usual." And he'll not be held responsible for whatever intrusive gay thoughts that induces in Ortega dlfksd;lk
There is an asks game going around asking for why people follow you/something possible.
I don't care if you're playing Or not. I'm doing a drive by on everyone on my list.
Tegan is such a cool and Badass sidestep. Your art is fun to look at it. And we're always looking forward to whatever story or chapter you put out next.
Aww thank you anon, I'm always happy when people like my horrid little guy and I love making stuff. It can be frustrating when I have art or writers block/things aren't coming out the way I want them too but having such a supportive fandom has done wonders for getting me back into the creative groove I thought I had long lost. Thanks again!
Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
With high respect. Is Tegan mad that Jamie is the hotter of the two?
Ok this is my bad, while Tegan's terrible self esteem might agree with you the fact of the matter is that Jamie is actually such a weird dork and its his power, influence, threading and a great stylist that does all the heavy lifting. Believe me when I say this man has a speedo tan so severe its like looking into LED headlights.
So here are my sidestep’s answering machine messages:
Richard: “This is Richard. I didn’t answer for a reason. Don’t leave a message. I’ll call you back when I see I missed your call,”
Lydia: “You’ve reached Lydia, if this is ricardo, no I don’t know where you left your denture cream. Everyone else, please leave a message and I’ll be sure to get back to you at my earliest convenience,”
Rohid: The faint shuffling of clothing and muffled sounds of “…is it on? Is….does that mean it’s recording now?… Wei, come help me with **BEEP**,”
Henrietta: “Fuck off,” followed by *The Subscriber of this account has a voice mail box that has not been set up yet*
Sal: two bars of the Careless Whisper saxophone solo followed by “Im sorry I’ve missed your phone call. If you’d leave a message after the beep, I’ll be sure to ignore it. Ciao Bella,”
Hand holding 7 or kisses 2 for characters of choice? 👀
Thank you!
I went with Kisses 2: Hand kisses!
And since you've left it to me, I went with Chen and Rohid!
--
Their knuckles were bleeding.
The thought drifted in and out of their mind like a cork down a lazy river in the heat of autumn.
Rohid could vaguely remember that they'd punched something--not someone, thankfully--but they would damned if they could parse what. Never mind why.
Chen was there, in their apartment, voice steady and smooth. A pleasant tide to sink into if they chose to. He pressed an alcohol pad to the cuts and Rohid shifted into the sting, trying to force it to ground them.
"Thank you," their own voice sounded distant, clogged with cotton fog. Stronger than normal. They must have really been out of it.
Chen's shoulders heaved as he placed the soiled wipe beside them both on the coffee table. "You wanna talk about it?" and oh. That feeling was Chen's fingers stroking over the back of their hands. Raising them up to his mouth so he could press a feather light kiss to the backs of each.
Rohid felt their stomach twist. "I...don't really remember what I hit," it was an easy admission--it barely got a blink out of Chen, who really should know better by now than to ask questions like that.
"The ground." without a hint of judgment in his voice. Not at the moment. The comments and criticisms could come later; in the here and happening, Chen's words dripped with concern. Consideration. "You were punching the ground," His lips touched another unbloodied spot on the back of their hand.
"I," Rohid has to cough to keep their throat from closing over, but already they could feel their voice failing them. Calcifying. Going nail file rough and fever thin. "Think I thought I was falling into it,"
Chen's hands went just a bit tighter, squeezing in reassurance. "I see," a third--rapidly becoming a little more addictive than Rohid was comfortable with acknowledging--a third set of kisses was delivered onto their skin. "I've got you, now,"
I love the idea of Jamie knowing and accepting that he was biromantic and demi from a young age even if he didn't have the words for them while Ortega is having his bisexual crisis for more than half his lifetime
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Oooh helping your partner undress for the physical intimacy prompts
Carve Out a little Space for Me - Ward/Pelayo - 1223 words - no warnings [A03] Thanks for the ask! 💚
In the wake of the casino heist and just before Retribution's meeting with Hollow Ground, Ward and Pelayo have a little time to breathe, at least what they can make of it while the clock's ticking.
Ward watches Pelayo pace, phone pressed against his ear, his long rhythmic strides familiar enough to set a timer to even if the short nods and grunts don't give away any details as to what the call is about. Ward keeps eyes on his six even though there's no threat in the cramped motel room other than the faint smell of mildew, it never hurt to be cautious, alert — the only way to survive being a career henchman, at least if you want to make it to pay day.
And pay day days were good, Retribution was moving up in the underworld and while that meant bigger paychecks it also meant a higher class of enemies. The Rangers were bad enough, but Hollow Ground was a different story all together. Too many unknowns. Too many faceless knives in the dark.
Things had been quiet since hitting the Boulevard Casino, but laying low still meant staying in back alley motels till the heat died down. Ward doesn't really mind, used to it, and not having to worry about the claw scuffing up the furniture was always a bonus.
Just when it seems like Pelayo's endless pacing is threatening to test the integrity of the already threadbare carpet, he stops, hanging up the phone with a sigh and tossing it onto a nearby end table.
"Was that the boss?" Ward assumes it must have been, it's not like Pelayo would have stayed on the phone that long for ZaZa.
"Yeah, and he wants us geared up and ready tonight, just in case." Pelayo unzips a large duffel bag that had been haphazardly throw onto the bed when they arrived. Much to Ward's annoyance, there were plenty of other, better uses for that bed. The kind Pelayo doesn't like to talk about despite all that eagerness in the moment. Pelayo fishes around in the duffel bag tossing Ward an unassuming black shirt.
"Is he expecting trouble?" Ward unfastens the claw near the wrist and it clatters loudly against a low dresser.
"Hard to say." Pelayo slips out of his leather jacket and undershirt, trying to ignore Ward's wandering eyes and pulls a similar black shirt over his head. "Boss says its just a meeting but…" He trails off, invoking Hollow Ground's name always felt like a bad omen.
"Yeah, I get you- goddammit!" Ward's swear is loud in the small space.
"What is it?"Pelayo's eyes dart around the room betraying a nervousness he tries hard to hide. Ward would tease him about it, if those instincts hadn't saved both their lives a dozen times over.
"It's my arm," Ward's fingers press deeply into the plates connecting the rest of the prosthetic at the shoulder, giving Pelayo an apologetic smile. "I think it's jammed again."
Pelayo sighs deeply through his nose, abandoning his own gear to make his way over to Ward, still worrying at the connection port.
"Nehal was right, you really should oil that thing."
"Yeah I'll get right on it, sounds so easy with only one fucking hand." Frustration buried under sarcasm.
"Here, turn around." Pelayo offers, better and less embarrassing than an apology. "Hold the arm."
Ward does as told and even if Pelayo can't see it he knows the eye roll was there by the little shake of Ward's head, metallic arm braced by a scarred but organic hand.
Pelayo places a hand on the shoulder for leverage and with a single open palmed strike the prosthetic wrenches free with a loud metallic screech. Modded strength was always good for quick, if indelicate, solutions.
A short stumble accompanies the sudden loss of weight but Pelayo's hand prevents Ward from falling as the arm is placed on the dresser next to the claw. Ward slips out of a worn undershirt one handed, accepting the black one Pelayo offers him. The material is cool and silky soft and much more than meets the eye. Burn and cut resistant, nearly bullet proof at a certain distance they had been a commission from Dr Mortum, paid for out of the bosses own pocket no less. It was a far cry from the days of scrounging second hand gear while moving through the ranks of the Wolf Pack, working for villains like Psychopathor as little more than cannon fodder. A new job, a new life, maybe even a chance at retirement if things kept going well. That alone was enough to keep Ward on the books. For now.
"A hand?" Ward asks with a smile, getting out of a shirt one handed was easier than getting back in one.
Pelayo answers with a frown but takes the shirt from Ward's hand anyway.
"Sometimes I think you act helpless just for the attention." Pelayo grumbles as he slips the shirt over Ward's head.
"Maybe I just like your attention." Ward isn't sure if the brush of Pelayo's knuckles against bare skin as he pulls the shirt down is intentional or not.
"Don't."
"Don't what?" Ward asks, innocence personified.
"I know what you're trying to do." Pelayo doesn't meet Ward's eyes as he undoes the button on Ward's jeans, the button always was the hardest thing to do single handed and it was quicker just to help than have to watch the ensuing struggle.
"I mean…since you're taking my pants off anyway…" Voice thick with suggestion, Ward leans into Pelayo's space, closer that strictly necessary.
"We're on call." Pelayo glares, emphasizing the last two words, hoping they are sharp enough to cut through Ward's optimism.
"We can be quick." Ward chuckles. "Besides, you said it was just a meeting and when was the last time we had any alone time, just us?" A warm hand on Pelayo's arm.
Too long.
Between the endless meetings, the stake outs, information gathering, shakedowns, and fights Retribution had them running nothing short of ragged, even down time was a thinly veiled meeting with all of them at base. Meet, work, rinse, repeat. But in the wake of the casino heist it had seemed best to scatter, no one staying at base too long lest it draw attention, having no idea where Nehal, ZaZa and Jane even were so their locations couldn't be leaked. It felt too much like the old days, when Ward and Pelayo were on their own, no one to watch their backs but each other.
Some things never change.
Like the familiar scratch of Pelayo's stubble, the roughness of his lips against Ward's, goaded into the kiss by a handful of truths. Ward leans into him, warping an arm around Pelayo's waist, single hand seeking the warm skin underneath a too expensive shit. Hand to chest and a short fall onto a soft but creaking bed, still half claimed by the duffel bag.
"If that phone rings even once, we're done." Pelayo tries to sound stern but its easy to ignore with the sight of him slipping the shirt back off, revealing sinewy muscles and black chest hair once again. It's a sight Ward is used to but appreciates all the same, making a somewhat award shuffle back on the bed to make room.
"Deal." Ward's grin is a challenge as much as it is an invitation. It's too much to hope for but it can't be helped, that that phone wont ring for a long, long time.
me in a heist movie scenario: [right about to execute the big plan] i hope you guys kbow if this plan goes south i'm killing myself
driver: what
me: alright team. we kbow our roles. lets get to it
demolitions expert: wait can we go back to that thing earlier
grifter: yeah what was that about
me: charlie, i want you to take point. you're the most important for the early phase so you gotta make sure to nail this. remember we only have a limited time to pull this off, so the sooner the better
safecracker: youre not really gonna kill yourself if we fuck this up right
me: [putting on my badass sunglasses as smooth bossa nova music plays] i'm definitely going to kill myself if we get this wrong
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Angel Hunting in Essex County, Original Character(s), The Crucible - Freeform, The Tether, Estranged Relationship, Unresolved
Series: Part 1 of Angel Hunting in Essex County
Summary:
He picked his way down the Neck with all the caution of a soldier in a minefield. Like a trampled brush-weed could mean a blown-off leg. His care manifested in staying as far removed as possible; that he was even here was… anomalous. Their brow pulled down the closer he got.
“Hello,” they rasped, voice tempered, thin as the breeze.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
There is so much fucking rage in my fucking heart when I see people censor the swears
I saw someone censor their own fucking fanfic description on AO3!!! "[The characters] f*ck." DO THEY??? DO THEY?!?!??! HOW CAN I TRUST YOU TO WRITE THE FUCKING WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN DARE USE THE WORD.
Your blog soothes my rage. You make right what has gone wrong.
God fucking bless you.
Honestly yeah tho. That’s why I fucking do this. There is a lot of complying in advance I am seeing that we do not need to be doing at all.
Do not lay belly up and die. Say fuck like your life depends on it.