Life is Pretty Sick

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

It’s so nice here

You want me to use anti-ageing products? The thing that killed Dorian Gray?

who up wanting something they can never have

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

oh shit, it's 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day

oh shit, it's 3/23/23, 32323, palindrome day

oh shit, it's 3/24/23, 32423, palindrome day

oh shit, it's 3/25/23, 32523, palindrome day

oh shit, it's 3/26/23, 32623, palindrome day

oh shit, it's 3/27/23, 32723, palindrome day

oh shit, it's 3,28/23, 32823, palindrome day

Jeff this is not a bad joke

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

Reblog to let Apollo hit Jeff with the gift of prophecy

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

January was a tough year but we made it

i don't think people understand the irony of the date on this post. yes it's jan 31st and it's a mood so every jan 31st we reblog it. but guys. . . this was made in Jan 2020. By the first week of February covid numbers were finally starting to come out of china, by mid Feb Italy was shutting down and by the end of Feb half the world was entering their covid lockdowns. OP Jan may have be tough but you had a big storm coming

one thing you need to know about me is that i am constantly having insane galaxy genius ancient greek philosopher level thoughts about everything ever all the time but before leaving my mouth they get filtered through seven layers of autism and come out sounding like a youtube comment made by a nine year old

Oh shit this is a rare chance to reblog this!! This only comes on the calendar once every couple of years!!

So for those of you wondering, this happens 4 times in a 28 year period. If it is not a leap year when the first day of the year is Saturday, and if it is a leap year when the first day of the year is Friday. So this will happen again in 2033, 2039, 2044, 2050, 2061, 2067, 2072, 2078, 2089, and 2095. 2100 will not be a leap year so the first calendar with this feature in the next century will be 2101, followed by 2107, 2112, 2118, 2129, and the cycle repeats.