Mi (from Solfège)

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

@no-one-offical

I DᴏИ'ꓕ BʟEᴇD.

.. are you okay?

{His sunglasses fall and shatter, to reveal no eyes. Not even a hint of the usual ruby. No One extends his hand and reforms it as if to form a halo over Mango, which seems to cause the ground to rumble, and disintegrates in the spot. Only the halo remains over mango. Thrice tripled is Mango's strength as King}

What the- you can’t just- what..?

The energy to support my ability to carry on in my form has depleted. I stand with you, my love, for the wars to come where I must take upon my sword again to kill the cyclical orders of chaos. I'm sorry, my love.

What- what do you mean?

War is coming. One which I must prepare to leave for.

Oh.. can I help?

She will kill you.

I can’t die.

She will still kill you. She is Death.

Uhhhh… I have plot armour. I think.

Hm. If that's what'll protect you.

*A droning, angelic, almost somber note plays from the bagpipes of a musician too far to see across the battlefield. The harrowing sound of boots on the ground does bring to shake its ghostly and sobering presence. Farewells ring out across the land in faint harmony with the bard’s tone. No words are sung to the battle ahead.*

"Nobody's safe from PM Seymour." Bitch I have 12 followers and get an average of 0.8 notes per post. Mr. Post Meridian is NEVER finding me.

Famous last words. EDGEVERSE I SUMMON THEE @microsoftedge-official @official-microsoftedge @microsoft-edge @microsoft-edge-official

im awakehuh wgat

WERE GETTING THIS TO THE BIG GUY NEXT DOOR

"Nobody's safe from PM Seymour." Bitch I have 12 followers and get an average of 0.8 notes per post. Mr. Post Meridian is NEVER finding me.

Famous last words. EDGEVERSE I SUMMON THEE @microsoftedge-official @official-microsoftedge @microsoft-edge @microsoft-edge-official

@no-one-offical MWAHAHAHA

@no-one-offical

@no-one-offical @pukicho @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @luxaii @big-condiments-official @satan-offical @raddagher

@itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined @l0stn3v3rf0und @cobblecatyt

@todaysbird

@bettinalevyisdetermined

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

too much to document, but god damn we can try

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame what say you?

No. The packing is optimizing larger square size per a given number of unit squares, not smaller square number per larger square size and definitely not density. While the given waffle is more syrup dense than any other with 17 squares, it’s way less syrup dense than the standard 16-square design.

U ARE NOT THE OGGG BRUHH

I K N O W

huh i thought @satan-offical-blog was the first

the corpoverse remains a rotten corpse

is osha like wave negative one at this point????????? What the hell????

There was once a religion of people worshipping a genderfluid omnisexual shark, who went by every name starting with J. He was simultaneously a shark and a human. If you wanted to say his name, you cannot say the same name twice

The rude-ass forest that makes you call it 2,763 names already did this.

I’m stuck in sims by accident help

What if I buy a pool and.. remove the ladder....

NO

Wouldn't that be so fun tho

no :(

what if i locked you in a school? with no doors

:(

:)

L I E S @no-one-offical dont believe him hes lying i am not

waitwaitwaitwaitwait you don’t need to do that. It’s not that bad.

@definitely-not-ao3-offical I’ll adopt you?

those is mcdonalds jeans?

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

theres a hourse in the dirve through

could you please stay on topic

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