Wilbur: *blows up L'Manburg*
Tommy: This is why Dadza doesn't fucking love you!
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Wilbur: *blows up L'Manburg*
Tommy: This is why Dadza doesn't fucking love you!

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Puffy: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Tommy: Thank you
Puffy: I didn't say that was a good thing
Tommy: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
I haven't posted on this acct since may lol, maybe I should come back??
You guys can submit incorrect quotes if you want! They can be unedited if you want me to choose who to apply them to. 😀
Karl: Sapnap, I'm sad.
Sapnap: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Quackity: Wilbur, I'm sad.
Revivebur, nodding: mood.

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*Tommy and Wilbur sitting in jail together*
Tommy: So who should we call?
Wilbur: I’d call Phil, but I feel safer in jail
Tommy: If Wilbur and I were drowning, who would you save?
Techno: You two can’t swim?
Wilbur: It’s a hypothetical question, Techno! who would you save?
Techno: my time and effort.
Ranboo: How do I deal with my enemies?
Tubbo: Kill them
Ranboo: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Tubbo: Kill them only a little?
Revivebur: Here's some advice
Tommy: I didn't ask for any
Revivebur: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
I NEED TO BRING THIS BLOG BACK!!

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Phil: Where are you going?
Techno: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Phil: Where are you going?
Techno: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Quackity: Um, Schlatt, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Schlatt: We need money!
Quackity: You're scamming him?
Schlatt: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Quackity: What?! No way!
Schlatt: Why not? We already stole Tubbo!
Tubbo: Hey guys
Quackity: No, we didn't. Tubbo can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!
Tubbo: I wanna steal
Techno: WHY. why did you give Tommy a KNIFE?!
Ghostbur: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Techno: Now I feel unsafe!
Ghostbur: I’m sorry.
Ghostbur: ... would you like a knife?
Karl: How's the sexiest person here~?
Sapnap: I don't know, how are they~?
Karl, flustered: I-
Quackity, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Quackity: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Sapnap: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Karl: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Techno: Tell Tommy about the birds and the bees.
Wilbur: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.