Can you say that backwards?

if you ever get frustrated dont forget theres dunking your computer in a bucket of water and holding it there and holding it there and holding it there

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

talking to people you want to get to know as if they're already your friends is a terrible terrible piece of advice that people online love giving out. but i think what people are trying to say when they suggest this is that you should talk to people you want to get to know as if they're your peers. which is a subtle but important distinction. the former is extremely overfamiliar and often because of this ends up making you seem rude, but the latter is more about conducting your conversations with someone as if it is unremarkable and low stakes for the two of you to be speaking together. which is only* rude if the person you're talking to thinks they're above having normal conversations with randos, in which case, probably not worth your time to befriend anyway.

Autism be damned my boy can reanimate the dead

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

I love to eat warm peaches bent over the sink like a werewolf. Summertime activity of all time.

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

Forcing someone with extreme sensory issues to endure their severe negative sensory inputs because you’re too lazy or don’t feel like helping them out of the situation is indeed abuse.