advantage, varnsen!

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

the jimmy summer palette has dropped

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