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@kristopherrod
being on omegle in middle school had me feeling like in chamber of secrets when ginny wealsey had that diary and could talk to tom nook
YOU KNOW I MEANT TOM RIDDLE!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT !!
Havenāt i told you? Getting Bells dosenāt matter to me anymore. For many months now, my new target has been you.
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@hella1975
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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. iām palestinian
same energy
I once had someone goĀ āBrazil? Thatās in Africa, right?ā and I, a Brazilian, had to goĀ āNo, itās in South America.ā
Never in a million years did I expect them to respond withĀ āSouth America? Whereās that?ā
And yet, there we were.
Overheard a few weeks ago in an escape room:
"Liverpool? Ain't that in Africa?"
the sexual tension between me and 2am
2am: go to bed
me: make me
shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you donāt block the entire global trade
Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!
people keep talking about how mantis shrimps can or cannot see multiple colors but can we talk about how fucking violent they are
Like dude
What the fuck
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So if corona virus hits here bad we can all stay home for a couple weeks?
Posted one year ago today
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Shared this like two days ago, and today I got hireš¤©š¤©
Please hurry
Isabel Allende, The House of the Spirits (translated by Magda Bogin)
Blink and youāre twenty-eight, and everyone else is now a mile down the road, and youāre still trying to find it, and the irony is hardly lost on you that in wanting to live, to learn, to find yourself, youāve gotten lost.
- V.E. Schwab, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
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when i say āunfollow me if you support trumpā im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.
trump and his group of terrorists are currently attempting a coup dāĆ©tat and occupiying Capitol Hill. supporting trump is supporting fascism and terrorism. period.
Georgia Voters *who voted in the November 2020 Election* are finding themselves PURGED from voter records.
This video explains how to check this and how to re-register
Deadline to re-register is Dec 7th
Voters from georgia, check your status.
THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, IāM ENDED
no he wonāt
really cool of his social media manager to post this ā„ļø I wonder what joe biden thinks about gay people though
https://joebiden.com/lgbtq-policy/Ā
I mean, you can argue that politicians can SAY whatever they want on their official campaign policy page, but Bidenās shift on LGBT policy is pretty well documented.Ā
Ah, yes, letās shit on Biden for MAYBE not supporting or liking queer people as much as he claims to, a claim absolutely no one can prove because itās based on nothing Because the alternative to Biden is SO much better for queer people, obviously, and has both gone on record supporting queer people and ALSO put his money where his mouth is in a way Biden hasnāt had the chance to yet - ā¦oh wait, you say the alternative is DEMONSTRABLY TOXIC to queer people? Huh. I wonder why people would shit on the alternative to actual queer poison based on pure bitter speculation then OH WAIT NO I DONāT WONDER AT ALL
You know what queer people need? Healthcare. Soemthing Biden isnāt particularly keen on getting us.
You know black queer people need? To not be locked up for marijuana, which good ole joe has helped to donin record numbers. Joe is a pos
Joe Biden will protect and build on Obamacare by giving Americans more choice, reducing health care costs, and making the system less comple
Both Biden and Harris have changed stances on marijuana policy during their career.
Look, Bidenās stance on both these issues isnāt IDEAL, but they are in the right direction. He could and should do more, but those positions are better than what we have now.
Less than ideal policies vs. Actual Fucking Facist police state with concentration camps, your choice people.
Trying to murder you? Vs Not trying to murder you?
In which is it easier to stage a revolution?
VICE PRESIDENT PENCE *ACTIVELY* SUPPORTS CONVERSION THERAPY. THE MAN THAT IS ONE HEARTBEAT AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY, AND MAY I REMIND YOU THE PRESIDENT IS CURRENTLY ILL WITH A SICKNESS THAT IS DEBILITATING AND COULD VERY VERY LIKELY KILL HIM WITHIN THE NEXT SIX MOTHS, IS AN ACTIVE PROPONENT OF THE TORTURE AND MURDER OF QUEER PEOPLE. I DONāT MEAN TO YELL AT YOU BUT OH MY GOD IāM FUCKING TERRIFIED NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO SPLIT HAIRS. VOTE OR DIE HERE PEOPLE, I DONāT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY
Hey, remember back in 2016 when there was a lot of cynicism on social media about how both the Democrats and the Republicans were hopelessly corrupt?
Remember how a lot of that turned out to come from Russian psy-ops designed to discourage left-leaning people from voting?
Because I do.
Self-reblogging because Iām seeing both a lot of cynicism about Democrats and a bit ofĀ āBidenās got this sewn up, no need to bother votingā on my socials lately.
Anyone who tells you you shouldnāt vote does not have your best interests at heart.
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The morning of election day in 2016, Hillary was given a 75% chance of winning. Take nothing for granted.
Like to charge, reblog to castā¦
Wonāt God do it.
Trump getting coronavirus, losing the election, getting dragged out the WH in cuffs along with his sons, his daughter, and all his minions, especially Mitch McConnell, and the rest of the swamp he filled would be the beginning of the redemption arc 2020 needs.
Gotta learn to ask the universe for what we deserve and claim that shit.
I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe!!!
Well, looks like itās working. Letās reblog again!
