Korë

He is not neat.

He is like a jumbled dictionary sewn together out of spite itself.

His eyes never stay the same, and the same goes with his outfit.

Rapidly changing on a whim to fit with whatever series of definitions take up his skin.

-laser guns that can be set to stun

-idiot found family on a spaceship

-gay people

However it can be improved upon by also having:

-train but in space

-ocean creatures but in space

I’ll start:

One ask but we're gonna do it anyways-

Okay so remember how Remus said he was Cain and Roman was Abel during DWIT? Based on the theory of Cain not knowing that he killed Abel (another theory we came up with that Cain was the first to murder and is blamed with being the beginning of evil and Abel was the first to die but since he was the first to die, Cain didn't know that death was a thing so what if Cain was just like "oh I'll just hit him over the head with a rock as a joke" and then Abel's just...dead), what if that was foreshadowing for a future episode where Remus hurts Roman in some way (physical or otherwise) but he doesn't realize it? However, the fandom (or at least the rest of the sides) think he's even more evil because of what he's done. Since Janus has started to be accepted by Thomas, there's a chance his mentality slowly shifts to how Virgil's is, thus making him turn his back on Remus as well.

...but what if it already happened?

So when Remus bonked Roman, it knocked him out right? So what if that actually changed Roman? Like before we know he was super princely and an egoist and all that jazz but we know he started to shift at some point in the series where he became easily manipulatable and vv confused and kind of lost in a way like he had lost sight of his purpose so-

what if, when Remus hit him, it changed him?

What if Remus killed a part of Roman? More specifically, his happiness? We know that Roman got progressively sadder as the series went on. He was less outgoing and kept to himself more, lashing out in defense because of his fragile state of mind. Remus is intrusive thoughts and they're mostly seen in a negative light, usually making you feel bad or unnerved. So what if he gave Roman intrusive thoughts so bad that it killed his happiness?

Remus did it unknowingly, of course, not intentionally meaning to hurt Ro. But what if Romans redemption (?) arc is him confessing that he changed and that it all started when Remus showed up? He wouldn't want to blame it on Remus (mostly because the last time he declared a side was at fault or evil he was ridiculed and manipulated into thinking so), but he knows he played a part in it, but the others would still blame Remus for it and most likely shun and/or disown him. Then again, Roman might take up for his brother and we might finally get the brotherly Creativtwins content we love bUT THATS FOR ANOTHER DAY.

Anyway, this was just a lil theory we came up with and we thought we'd share :)

Hope you enjoyed and we may share other crazy shit we come up with later :)

Remus: Hey, Logan! Are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.

basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues

1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red

2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river

3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched

4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die

5) pestilence: toxins again

6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils

7) hail: the storm again

8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.

9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun

10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies

the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.

another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest

The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.

The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty. 

humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast

vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast

humans: hahaha yeah

humans: it did tho

vsa: IT EXPLODED

Impulsive, passionate to a fault, the social structures they build to try and regulate this hotheadedness ironically creates even greater levels of sheer bull-headedness. Even their “cooler” heads take action in months or weeks.

vulcan science academy: get what

klingons: you vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you’re also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way

klingons: why do you let them run your federation

vulcan science academy: look

vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores they don’t do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up

vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they will ask for a third one, immediately plug all three into each other, punch a hole into an alternate universe where humans subscribe to an even more destructive ideological system, fight everyone in it because they’re offended by that, steal their warp cores, plug those together, punch their way back here, then try to turn a nearby sun into a torus because that was what their initial scientific experiment was for and they didn’t want to waste a trip. 

vulcan science academy: they did that last week. we have the write-up right here. it’s getting published in about six hundred scientific journals across two hundred different disciplines because of how many established theories their ridiculous little expedition has just called into question. also, they did turn that sun into a torus, and no one actually knows how. 

vulcan science academy: this is why we let them do whatever the hell they want. 

“but why” said the one Vulcan in the room.

“because that would fucking rule” said the humans, high-fiving each other and slamming cans of 24th-century Red Bull.

Like: “Guys, we totally wouldn’t do that!” But this always fails to get much traction, because the authors can always say: “You totally did.”

“That was ONE TIME.” 

There’s that movie where humans invented vaccines by just testing them on people. Or the one about those two humans who invented powered flight by crashing a bunch of prototypes. Or the one about electricity. 

And human historians go, “Oh, uh, this is historically accurate, but also kind of boring.” To which the producers respond: “How is doing THIS CRAZY THING boring????????”

“what is the word ‘fuck’ for,” the innocent young vulcans want to know. “surely there are more logical intensity modifiers.”

“yeah, you’d think so,” say the weary, jaded vulcan professors. “you’d really fucking think so.”

The Borg can adapt to the brilliant millitary strategies of the Romulan Star Empire, the Klingons and even the cold logical intellectual prowess of the vulcans

Vulcan: “Yes.”

Klingon: “Why have you never fully shared your technology with them? Are you afraid they would turn it against you?”

Vulcan: “Not particularly, no.”

Klingon: “Then they might unknowingly bring disaster on all with any new tech they’re given?”

Vulcan: “They do that every other Tuesday, but they always fix it.”

Klingon: “Then why?”

also there is the dick joke one 

and the one they made in response to people misinterpreting the emoji one