local kitty wizard

IZUTSUMI would want you to Izutsumi

i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

I'm literally pointing a death lazer at you

*sobs*

stop asking about my dad

@the-gnomish-bastard

WHY DID YOU BRING ME INTO THIS

ITS LITERALLY YOU CORE

LIES ABD SLANDER

If lies then why truth shaped

Who told you it was truth shaped?

Some white guy named Edward

How do you know he wasn’t lying?

Cursed charm of white guys are incapable of lying to me

Are you sure it wasn’t a Michael Jackson scenario?

since tumblr is dying for the 40000th time you can find me on [platform that is just as bad if not worse]

my living shadow keeps making jerk off motions as i try to give the heroes my evil monologue

trying couple’s therapy with my living shadow

therapist says i have to stop torturing it with my 400,000,000 lumen flashlight

prepare thyself

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

Daily reminder that the US, who love to scaremonger about "communist labour camps," have legal slave labour if you're in prison

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-