"oooh processed meats are the same level of carcinogen as cigarettes now you need to stop eating hot dogs and spam" shut the fuck up bitch I'll smoke a cigarette right now too

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

@onenicebugperday please look at this giant of a man, incredible

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace