DRIVER

Very neat that oysters create pearls as a defense against irritants, but also sad that the pearl is just… stuck in them forever

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

the fact that bad to the bone starts with the riff immediately no buildup no nothing feels like getting fisted dry no prep

the fact that bad to the bone starts with the riff immediately no buildup no nothing feels like getting fisted dry no prep

the fact that bad to the bone starts with the riff immediately no buildup no nothing feels like getting fisted dry no prep

the fact that bad to the bone starts with the riff immediately no buildup no nothing feels like getting fisted dry no prep