KILLED THAT MIRROR DWELLING FUCKKKK WITH A HAMMER

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

How long ago was this made? Was this after the texture got changed?

vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them

what do you MEAN we can go out in the daytime, he just didn't want his neighbors to notice that he had half a dozen twinks in matching outfits hidden in his basement???

YES it’s about the stark absurdity of looking back on an abusive situation you thought was normal YES it features a scene where a bunch of vampires in anachronistic formal wear try a ton of off-brand sodas from the dollar store to see which ones make them puke

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

Why do people crash their cars? I dont get it

Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity

I guess we'll never know.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

so if I set up a big projector screen in the back of a truck and drive out to Amish country to show cocomelon to the kids is that like unethical

unambiguously yes

hell yeah

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