KILLED THAT MIRROR DWELLING FUCKKKK WITH A HAMMER

The drum machine I got at a yard sale is haunted by the DJ it belonged to. Apparently he died before he could drop the beat, but he can’t get it right. So now I’m stuck with a nervous ghost MC that keeps trying to start a party no one is at.

Maybe this idea is just too extreme and unworkable, but have you considered maybe... throwing a party?

I'll bring the chips and enchanted guacamole!

I'll bring the fun! And the wide array of highly intoxicating potions! And guests from the fun dimension!

Summertime Banishment Fest has started! Woo!

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Gooseworx is stronger than me because if my introspective transgender theme narrative about identity and accepting your circumstances was infiltrated by media iliterate 12 year olds who treated my work like it was fnaf and said my self insert of me at my worst was literally the worst person who deserved nothing but the worst and could not recover ever i would actually fucking explode. I would kill people. How does she do it.

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#it’s been done

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

I've joked about it, but I wonder sometimes if I did actually have an influence on causing AI to randomly talk about raccoons in seemingly unrelated prompts.

violence

This is happening every day

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it