KILLED THAT MIRROR DWELLING FUCKKKK WITH A HAMMER

YES

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

there are some characters who don't need a love story because it doesn't make sense for their character or their story arc but a love story is just shoved in the story anyway, which is annoying. but there are some characters who really, really don't need a love story because why the fuck would they need a love story. do u know who they're giving a love story. do u know.

OLAF FROM FROZEN.

IN WHAT WORLD DOES OLAF FROM FROZEN NEED A GIRLFRIEND. I CANNOT THINK OF A CHARACTER WHO NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND LESS THAN OLAF FROM FROZEN

I HAVE A SUGGESTION

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

Fun to see this going around while bluesky is down

i hope people know that the “sad tomato cat” meme is a series of images that have a happy ending…… she is cared for and loved!!!!

homie is this an xmen porno

I see how you could get confused but that's actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

That ace moment when you see an xmen porno Cougar Squad gif and all you can think is "ooh those special effects are pretty cool, I wonder how they did that?"

I did it with my powers.

You should use your powers to get a helmet that fits better

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

remember to leave treats out for your local foxgirl this foxgirl friday and also every other day

the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

sound on for his adorable gremlin giggles and commentary in a lovely accent