Smile And Wave N' Maybe Even Add A Wink~

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

Unrestrained summer fun

You just can’t get this kinda shit on any other platform.

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my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus