Doodler

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

Bald eagle (Haliaeetus leucocephalus)

OH MY GOD

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

At first i thought they were taling about @pmseymourva and i did a double take before realising it was about the 3rd cat

Finally, a superior Seymour has been found

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

going into subsistence agriculture so I can starve like my ancestors intended

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

t shirt that says “i have weird ideas about almost everything”

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny