Girl Uncle

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

I am having a good time that will probably last for ever this time

pick up music and drink it

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

when an artist draws fem versions of male characters but makes them skinnier smaller and less muscular................im not saying this is illegal but when their heart will be put on a scale it ain't gonna be lighter than a feather

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I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

i love talking to teenagers, i was talking to this 17 year old and she was like "i regret not drawing more, i should have gotten into art" girl there's still time