Girl Uncle

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

hey ya

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

I think we should. use our mutuals inboxes like gacha games and roll to get rare OC pulls . and skins. I'm like "oh shittt the Easter Event is coming up, I need to pull for the new skins" so I go into someone's inbox and send them. I dunno. a picture of a quarter. and they respond with a drawing of a random OC of theirs in a bunny onesie

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

You wouldn't believe how much stuff doesn't exist outside of the phone

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH OF WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT YOU GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY TO ACTUALLY MEET YOU THERE

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

does anyone remember feeling well

you ever feel like you were lonely for so long that it has seeped into the very core of your being and now no matter what you do or how many friends you have you always just feel like a scared little girl