Girl Uncle

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

the sound of moving water is the best thing in the world. rain falling, waves crashing, fountains tinkling, streams gurgling, a lake lapping, cascades crashing, springs burbling...it's all so beautiful.

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

one hundred years of loveliness by the way

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit