Girl Uncle

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

Hi I changed but I’m still me but different a little but the same. ok?

batshit normal

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you