Girl Uncle

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

everything is that serious but at the same time nothing is that serious

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

trying to organise plans in your mid 20s feels like trying to arrange a political summit during a civil war

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

You dont have tinnitus that isnt real. What you have is a connection to a higher plane of reality, the higher wavelength that those around you cannot hear. You are chosen. Now get up and dance! Shake that booty! Shake it shake it!

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such