Girl Uncle

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

people who do a PhD are running from something

Yeah it’s called a 9-to-5

(confidently) undertale is a website

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

I really am just living for the hope of it all

When they torture u to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂😂😂

May I please have 1 everything

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?