Your Colostomy Bag Is A Z-Targetable Weakpoint

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

needless to say I am hopelessly dependent on The Character

Funniest thing ffxiv has ever done is still the window that shows up when youre turning in one of the later stages of the arr relic that your weapon only has a 1.4% chance of not breaking but actually its 100% & the game is literally taking the piss out of you. Why would they do that