Your Colostomy Bag Is A Z-Targetable Weakpoint

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Settlers of catan

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

plucked an appleberry

youre a sick fuck

plucks you next

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

a lot of people on social media are very cruel about the literacy crisis of course I think everyone should not just read more but read things that challenge them... but when had shaming and mockery ever made you want to do something you're being made fun of for not doing? i don't think you actually care I think you're just glad to have an acceptable target to feel intellectually superior over

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind