Your Colostomy Bag Is A Z-Targetable Weakpoint

Saw a pigeon doing his adorable little mating dance to another pigeon at the train station late at night and the other pigeon just kinda flew away so I was like "aw sorry dude that would have totally worked on me" and he flew over the tracks and landed right in front of me?? I could see the roses framing the scene like I was in a shoujo manga

Everyday Cutephoto is a nice name.

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

Forgot how funny vash and wolfwood are in the manga. Imagine u save this guy in the desert, and he tells u that u have a nice smile and then immediately fucks off to who knows where and ur like. Ok probably never gonna see that guy again. And then 2 years after that when you've gone into retirement u find out that that one random guy has been looking for u the whole damn time and somehow he knows about ur evil brother??? So suddenly ur traveling together and this guy is acting like he's known u forever and casually insulting ur entire lifestyle and ur pretty sure he is maybe actually working for ur evil brother but like. What can u even really do about that. And then he becomes the most important person in ur life and then dies about it

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house