Fight Me

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

My coworkers are all cackling because, yeah. This would have been equally as effective.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

This is making me realize that as a child I assumed that worms emerge from the ground at some point in the early morning to make the phrase make sense

nothing like seeing an annoying mean spirited comment and going to their blog to block them and the first post you see is "nobody likes me i dont belong in this world". i suggest starting your path to being more likeable by reducing the amount of hateful comments you make.

Talking about what you like is always more engaging and enjoyable to be around.

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

there are too many acronyms now everyone needs to shut up. mcyt. my chemical youtube romance. what are you saying