Fight Me

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Lemon Layer Cake with Lemon Cream Cheese Frosting

a ship where i see what people see but it is simply not very interesting to me personally it’s like

Nourishing Almond Flour Banana Bread

A companion:

We're not leaving this gem to languish in the comments:

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this