Odds and Ends

does this dude even know any spells other than cast iron skillet

the fact that u can actually always just try again

really interesting how wire mother is objectively the most interesting & well-written character on the show but cloth mother gets all the fic because people who don't even watch it see her & say "uwu soft gorl". fuck off

there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

whenever i read something online that makes me upset i bite another chunk out of someone. its very theraputic and makes the stress go away. my roommate looks like swiss cheese though.

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how’s that going bestie

Sometimes time stamps really do add to the joke

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

"There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" WRONG! EATING PUSSY!

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