Menagerie of Bullshit

i desperately need a situation where i can use this clip

weird as hell but not necessarily a crime

this is in spite of the fact that black people were a lot more common in medieval europe than potatoes.

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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

Lupin III Part 2 | Creator: Monkey Punch | Studio: TMS | Japan, 1977-1980  

important addition

these are two full-grown adult cats. but one of them will always be baby

when Pangur and Grim were kittens (despite them being the same age!!) Grim would drag her by the scruff like a momma cat, while Pangur went completely limp. I watched Grim pull her up a flight of stairs like this.

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

loser

FUUUUUUUCK !!

A 4,500-year-old Egyptian dress was painstakingly reassembled from approximately 7,000 beads found in an undisturbed tomb in Giza, Egypt. by Ok-Egg835

Everything she makes has such an intricacy, such an extraordinary attention to detail and craftsmanship. I think she's one of the most creative artisans out there today.

tucked under my tail blankie sucking m thumb

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

last year we needed new songs so in the style of the who's "a quick one" album where all the members wrote at least a couple songs each, we decided to challenge ourselves and each write a song to present to the band. alan wrote "how lucky am i?" emerson wrote "oxycontin" and matt wrote a yet-unreleased tune called "quarter two" our drummer casey, put it off til the last minute. on the day the song was due, with two hours left, he woke up in a panic, smoked a bowl, and presented us "Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog" by plunking each note out on a piano with his index finger. it turned into a full polka-rock-nu-metal-1960's-British-car-chase-Queen-esque-mini-opera.