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1) This is hilarious

2) Her work is all really awesome! And she’s got a ton of short stories available for free online. Some of my favorites:

“Bluebeard’s Wife” -- what would happen if a woman Bluebeard married just didn’t look in the room?

“The Dryad’s Shoe” -- an aroace Cinderella who has zero interest in the ball or the prince but does love gardening

“Jackalope Wives” -- takes the skinshifting conceit of selkies and applies it to jackalopes (folkloric horned rabbits) in the American Southwest. Also stars the absolutely iconic Grandma Harken, whose left to clean up the mess when her grandson tries to catch himself a jackalope wife. This one won a bunch of awards and there’s an audio version read by LeVar Burton.

“Sun Moon Dust” -- a young farmer inherits a sword bound to the souls of three warriors, all ready to teach him to be a hero... but he has no desire to be anything but a farmer. A very sweet M/M story!

The rest of her free fiction is linked to on her site. She’s also got some great novellas and novels, including a f/f “Snow Queen” retelling!

comicreliefmorlock

omg she wrote "The Seventh Bride" which I love you tricksy woman!!!

the-haiku-bot

omg she wrote

“The Seventh Bride” which I love

you tricksy woman!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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freakoutgirl

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

freakoutgirl

and love..........

smithsonianlibrariesarchives

A diagram comparing a human hand to the equivalent limb in other mammals from Henry Fairfield Osborn's The age of mammals in Europe, Asia and North America (1910).

Full text here.

kropotkindersurprise

July 31, 2026 - A cannabis dispensary in Michigan, USA, responded to the Flock camera that was put up facing their parking lot by blocking it with a "NO FLOCK ZONE" sign. [video]

noneedtofearorhope

apparently, this is in response to a wisconsin man who frequented the shop being arrested after wisconsin jackboots noticed his frequent trips to a legal state

Police in Wisconsin searched a man's car for cannabis because Flock cameras told them he often traveled to Michigan, where weed is legal.

sapphireh3arts

if your council doesn't have a fat girl, i don't trust it

star-angel-selkie

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heedlesshoossy

Hey, fat people deserve to have fun and get their needs met even if they’re the least healthy mf you know. Fat people deserve proper medical care, and carbs, and to wear shorts and so many more things! EVEN IF THEY ARE UNWELL AND ESPECIALLY IF THAT UNWELLNESS IS DUE TO THEIR WEIGHT!!! Fat people deserve the world and more. Not just the healthy fats or attractive fats or small fats or fats that are fat because of medication or disability.

skinny people please reblog this one

Everyone reblog this one

catsofyore

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

yutaan

A papercraft memorial portrait of Cinder, a wonderfully sweet cat. Her most beloved pose was loafing with her legs tucked up underneath her, so that was the requested pose for the piece. I hope I did her cuteness justice!

helsinore

This is extremely applicable in leftist spaces. I don't want to incite moral ocd in anyone (because I don't think that'll help) but I need you to understand: sometimes your white ass sounds like the dad from get out. You can be the most turboleftist to have ever done it. You can believe yourself to be a reasonable rational person who hates racists. You can make fun of racists. But at the end of the day: you are not immune to being the white people that you make fun of. I think you really need to question why you feel so comfortable dunking on those people when the difference between them and you is not as much as you think it is.

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ktae

being fat and broke and trying to dress alt

#me today #why do you people want me in sad potato sacks made from almost paper??#even sourcing fabric to make my own stuff has gotten difficult at thrift stores #fucking nightmare

cpericardium

It's weird this blew up i just wanted to ask my followers... it's not my graphic... if you're the creator I'm sorry and please identify yourself

themoonandmyman

hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

#at least a check in text #we live together but sometimes we're both so busy we don't really see each other or talk #so a 'are you dead in a ditch ilu where is the Phillips head screwdriver?'#is like the least we will talk unless we're taking a trip #sometimes we just don't have service for a day or two #our relationship is much better than it used to be #we used to be low contact and then when I moved back in we fought a lot #and I rarely checked in with her #she's a cool lady and I am glad we both made the effort to improve our relationship #that was the key tbh getting on the same page about what that meant to each of us and working towards that together

neechees

And JKR being a genocidal transmisogynist would be bad enough, but she's not even JUST that, she's got every type of bigotry firmly under her fucking belt & well documented

nerves-nebula

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

nerves-nebula

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

cryoverkiltmilk

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

nerves-nebula

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

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kingcatnine

tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times

fiery-kitty

Lantern Shield with Gauntlet and Retractable Thrusting Blade (before 1596)

The Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna

A mannerist combination weapon consisting of a round shield, an iron gauntlet, a retractable thrusting blade, and an oil lantern. The lantern could be used to dazzle an opponent during combat in low-light conditions. The object was part of the collection of Archduke Ferdinand II of Tyrol and was likely intended as a technical display piece rather than a practical battlefield weapon.

Origin: Austria (Collection of Archduke Ferdinand II of Tyrol)

Length: 82 cm; length (blade extended) 101 cm

Diameter: 40 cm

Depth: 40 cm

Material: Iron, brass, velvet, gold thread, leather

Technique: Forging, raising, piercing, blackening, bluing, gilding

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