greens & blues

this post never fails to make me crave gummy orange slices

"you could just eat normal clementine slices?" NO! I want to eat ROCKS!

What if everything gets better in 2016

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

doomscrolling thru the weather app

It was a global problem

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

a coworker caught me looking longingly out the window in introspection again :/

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro