she speaks the bullshit

ID: 1. Full body of Guillermo and Nandor, who is in dog form as a Persian mastiff and wearing a spiked red collar and red leash. He lurches forward, barking madly, yanking the leash out of Guillermo's hand and causing him to stumble forwards he stumbles forward. 2. Dog Nandor halts, head perking up and whipping back to look at Guillermo, the leash laying limp on the ground beside him. Guillermo is frowning down at his reddened hand and flapping it to ease the burn. 3. Nandor poofs back into vampire form, picks up the leash, trots it back to Guillermo, and drop it in his hand. 4. Nandor poofs back into dog form and resumes barking (roo roo roo) at something on screen, now held back by the taut leash held by Guillermo behind him. /end ID