#NeverforgetKingKittan

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

Oh shit, guess it must be adderall they're putting in the water 🐸

WHAT

Pusheen is married?!?

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

everyone say happy birthday pusheen

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

let it be so

yeah okay ill reblog that

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

she looking for another dog?

NO

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

I have a name

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

what the fuck is going on with that wojak are they meant to be like a roman femboy or something

That's Julius Ze/Zir

you werent a gifted kid. those little weirdos from akira now those were gifted kids

video game abstractions are something else. i'm leveling Culinarian in FFXIV and i hit level 56. "hold on," i say to nobody in particular, and put my frying pan (hot, wet with freshly cooked sauce) back on my hip. "before I make any more hollandaise sauce, i need a better knife." there in my pocket, it awaits: a knife whose titanium edge is so keen that only a level 56 Culinarian can so much as grasp it. so i do that. and now i have no need for my old knife; it has served me well, but it physically cannot be used by any other. it is inextricably bound to my soul. i cooked with it before, you see. one cook per knife only. so i take it into my hands one last time and disintegrate it into various magical crystals. the concentrated fire essence extracted from within can be used to make more hollandaise sauce

i miss 2015 tumblr so much its not fucking fair

it was so magical

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.