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Opalised dinosaur femur. Registration no. P 208014.

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

> disables a new AI fea

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.

it’s just this

Típico de belgas malinois

They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate

Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices

Parasites don’t care when they kill the host.

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧

Modern Age sidekick backstory: Remember your high school sweetheart from that one flashback adventure in 1973? Well she's dead so you don't have to worry about it, but guess what: the one time you did it, she ended up pregnant and didn't tell you. The baby was raised by a shadowy conspiracy of your most marketable villains, who kept them in a hyperloop bubblespace so they grew up super fast while also going through unspeakable torture and being raised to hate you. It's okay though after one appropriately dramatic fight you hug it out and the new Marmolad is instantly born.

The Subterranean Saviors this city needs

Marmolad II was the result of a very unfortunate early 2000s continuity reboot, where they decided his name was actually Marmalade and he was orange-preserve themed. They retconned him out of existence five years after he was introduced. The fandom doesn't like to talk about it.