if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

ONE MILLION SPIDERS ACHIEVED

Only 5 years on T and look at him now

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.