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Literally haven't posted anything on here for years but I periodically follow people and it's just occurred to me that they might think that I'm a bot or a hacked account and block me
So. Hi!

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NO WAY
Iāve been doxxed šØ
I once worked on a phone campaign to disallow the trees around your crater from being cut down...
I am deeply deeply in love with you š Thanks so much for your conservation effort!
Itās the small things we all do together that can make a big difference! šššš And youāve done it!!!
People just gotta know what Crater Lake and Wizard Island looks like
What in the Skyrim
been there several times. And yeah, Skyrim feels super duper Oregon in a lot of ways.
We gonna talk about Crater Lake, and Wizard Island and not mention the Old Man of the Lake?
The Old Man of the Lake is a log that floats around the lake. It is somewhat strange in that it floats vertically. It's roughly 30 feet tall, with only about 5 or so feet sticking out above the surface of the water. It was first 'offically' recorded in the early 20th century, though there are oral reports of it as far back as 1896 (and likely earlier still given the cultural importance of Crater Lake to the Klamath tribe of that area.
The Old Man should have rotted away long ago or at the very least become waterlogged and sank into the water fully, but nope. Over a hundred years, and there is this log still in the water just floating.
So y'know how I said the fact that it floats vertically was 'somewhat strange'? Let's get into some actual strange territory regarding the Old Man. It moves. Against the wind. It has been recorded moving in paths that do not make sense, never getting stuck on the shore of Wizard Island, nor the area of shore around the lake. Now that's strange.
So now let's get freaky: The free-floating Old Man posed a hazard to boats since it moves, and only a small portion of it was above water. (though personal boats are no longer allowed on the lake) Anyway, in 1988 a team was using a small submersible to explore the lake. The scientist figured it'd be a good idea to moor the Old Man near the coast of Wizard Island out of their way, for safety. So they tied some rope to it, to move the Old Man. As soon as they did so, the clear blue skies of a warm August day turned dark. The wind kicked up, bad, and it started to rain, then hail, then snow in the span of a few minutes...again in August. Now snow in that area is common, but not in the summer months. It gets super warm in that area in summer (like 70 to 90 degrees on average) So the scientists decided to nope the fuck out of the water, because of this freak storm. They unmoored the Old Man, preparing to get the fuck out of dodge of this summer snowstorm. As soon as the rope loosened and was in the water, as quickly as the storm had come on them, the darkened skies cleared and it was once more a fine sunny summer day.
As a kid, I spent my summers with my family who lives like... 40 some odd miles from Crater Lake National Park so I had this knowledge just kinda buried in my head somewhere.
I excitedly added a thing about the old man before I checked the notes so now I'm gonna reblog this great story instead but here is the old man!!!
"The Old Man floats vertically through the lake on a calm day"
"THE OLD MAN FLOATS. VERTICALLY. THROUGH THE LAKE ON A CALM DAY"
!!!!!!!!!!
Finally
Cryptobotany
This video is so much better than it looks like it'll be.
first apartment checklist
i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. thatās why i put this little checklist together!Ā
fog machine
this 5 year old post continues to get funnier every day i havenāt moved out of my parents house btw
I feel old and I'm only 22
I refuse to believe that these songs all came out in the same year, and that year was a decade ago.

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āour teeth and ambitions are baredā is a zeugma
and itās a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didnāt know about zeugmas until just now! That isĀ so awesome, everybody:Ā
zeugĀ·ma ĖzoĶoÉ”mÉ/
noun
a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last weekĀ ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g.,Ā with weeping eyes and heartsĀ ).
ISNāT THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with āhe fell from her favor⦠and the windowā#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
Whatās this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!
One Iāve loved was āon their weekend trip they caught three fish and a coldā
I love these theyāre like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase
hark, let him be christened Dolby Digital Hoagie
Ā Ā Ā Bookshelf inserts
hey say that you canāt judge a book by its cover. But what if the cover alone can tell you the whole story? Welcome to the world of book nooks where creativity runs wild!
These hand-made creations will draw you into tiny places of wonder: from the hobbit hole toĀ the Blade Runner-inspired apocalyptic alley orĀ Lord of the Rings-themed door replica equipped with motion sensors.
This book nook my mother got on Ebay
A Magical bookshop in your own bookshelf
I made a booknook for a christmas gift, my inspiration was Blade Runner. Itās 11" X 6"
Not only are book nook inserts a fun way to train your creativity muscle, they can also be a solution to making reading great again. A recent study done by Pew Research CenterĀ showedĀ that a staggering quarter of American adults donāt read books in any shape or form. The same study suggested that the likelihood of reading was directly linked to wealth and educational level. Add high levels of modern insomnia and full-time employment that leaves many of us drained at the end of the day, and the idea of opening a book seems unappealing, to say the least.
Now imagine yourself walking past a bookshelf full of these mini worldsāthe dioramas of an alley. They catch your attention and you cannot help but see whatās inside. The pioneer of the book nook concept is the Japanese artistĀ Monde. Monde introduced his creations to theĀ Design FestaĀ in 2018 and received overwhelming feedback. 178K likes on twitter later, Monde has become an inspiration to the aspiring arts and crafts lovers who join on r/booknooks to share their spectacular ideas.
Hobbit Hole
Design, print and paint a small shelf to decorate shelves
worlds hidden in a bookcase
A double wide endor inspired wilderness piece
Old Italy book nook
Diagon Alley booknook
Witch is watching you
Warhammer-style booknook
Creature from the Black Lagoon bookshelf monster
A booknook inspired by Les Miserables
sourceĀ https://www.boredpanda.com/book-nook-shelf-inserts
I love this so much, Ā thank you!šā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
or killer bees?
The BEST Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies
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Is this how you roll?

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Nest of Pikachu by Diane Ćzdamar
:)Ā More Behind the GIFs.Ā
Thisā¦I actuallyā¦really needed this. Like.For real legit thank you.
I really want my future daughter to grow up with more confidence than I did.
Me too.
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house
there is a bloody handprint on the door
There is somethung under the counter with the cups
Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee
Milk is $15
Ladyās hand is a tentacle
the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind manās plateā¦
I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realizedā¦
Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? Heās either throwing up or eating an octopus.
I think his face is just tentacles.
The blind man has gills.
Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creatorās site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artistās name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920ās diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journalās writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: ā⦠and eyeball ⦠have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him ⦠all tentacles and teeth ⦠(obscured by cup) ⦠Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!ā
Reblogging for the correct source (I didnāt even notice the OP wasnāt the artist oops).
Thereās a second one, and thereās even more in this
Reblog if you need this energy

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Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenāt spelled with the letter e in it ā¦
father godĀ
ā¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itās even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-ā
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyā¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter āEā.
š£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsā¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itās EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said āevery single ODD number has an āeā in itā not āevery single number with an āeā is oddā what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weāre still here
happy New yearās eve
Iām going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnāt have an e. Just sayingā¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iām fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneš
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canāt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IāM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatās an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYāRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iām gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
i love the Terry Pratchett DiscworldĀ āCity Watchā miniseries:
Sam Vimes Confronts His Alcoholism and Depression
Sam Vimes Confronts His Complicity In Casual RacismĀ
Sam Vimes Confronts Irresponsible Development of Artificial Intelligence, and Also, Arguably, TransmisogynyĀ
Sam Vimes Confronts Eastern Europe and Attendant Politics
Sam Vimes Confronts: War Crimes
Sam Vimes Confronts the Failed Revolution that Gave Him Post-Traumatic StressĀ
Sam Vimes Confronts Fatherhood and His Inner Demons
Sam Vimes Confronts: Work Vacation