you know better than to trust a pack of cards

Spent like an hour and a half on r/laundry and I am now dizzy with confusion and batting away a shopping list.

Thank you for posting a pine cone for reference but I’d like to see what the bird looks like too, please.

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

shoutout to everyone

this was going to be a very different text post before i pressed enter too soon, but you know what, nevermind. shout out to everyone. don't we all deserve it

What if one day you look at the news and are shocked to see an announcement that you, yourself, have won a Pulitzer Prize, and when you click on the article one of the judges is quoted explaining that the book you always meant to write someday but never got around to would have sucked on such a catastrophic level that they wanted to honour your contributions to literature by failing to ever write it