you know better than to trust a pack of cards

1.) Tim breaks up with Steph and is real cagey about the reason.

2.) Tim starts hanging out with a boy from an evil cult who shares a last name with several villains.

3.) Steph suddenly remembers a conversation where Tim tells her this exact same boy threatened to sell his organs.

4.) Steph goes over Tim's medical records and finds he's missing a spleen.

Do *I* think Bernard is evil? No, of course not. But I absolutely think Steph is perfectly set up for the most awkward misunderstanding of a lifetime.

Protesting the high school dress code that banned slacks for girls, Brooklyn c.1940

also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

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