I have little to no sympathy for the wives of major GOP figures but I think it’s hilarious how openly and brazenly they hate their husbands and they barely bother to pretend to care. The party of family values.

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

This is what based parents should be buying for their kids instead of Minecraft

Me after I hook the VR up to play Minecraft

my stepson training to kill me

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

we spliced human DNA with Hello-Kitty DNA to make the first Sanriomorph… but it was too cute, and made everyone in the facility smile

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me