KELSEY WAY

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

tony hawks moving castle

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

Anything you do while wearing a sports bra is technically a sport. Scrolling through tumblr might not seem like a sport to you, but it is to your boobs! They're locked in! They're focused! They're competing! They're playing to win!

it's actually so funny that all you need to do as a female athlete to be immediately disqualified is being good, because everyone knows women suck ass at everything and if a woman is good at something that's unnatural. hashtag feminism hashtag protect women.

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway