god has cursed me for my hubris

you know how sometimes you go through the roughest moment in your whole entire life and then you look up and it's like. oh. the moon is still there

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

happy pride month to this post specifically

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

burnout from not doing anything

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

the yakuza

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app