god has cursed me for my hubris

burnout from not doing anything

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

the yakuza

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert