Afficianado

Jigsaw is the villain from SAW. jigsaw. It’s not “Jingle caps” even though that’s what I just said out loud to someone.

if I was a trump staffer I'd be showing him realistic AI generated videos of Frankenstein beating people up

Mister President it happened again. You have to help them. Please you have to help america.

in the comments of a surgical dissection of a human heart video

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts

What are you implying-

i would’ve died

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

can we all just take a break from posting

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

not again

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things