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Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

let me put this in terms you understand: the dog was "molested" by your father's car because your dad has a "toxic homoerotic friendship" with alcohol. and it will "come back wrong" from the pet cremation place this afternoon

Apple has announced a new emoji of a little gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a big gay guy and an emoji of a big gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a little gay guy

You smoked dog weed