disconcerting vibes

California quail (Callipepla californica)

can you put that thing on a leash?

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

they should invent a my brain that isnt. so scared

shrimp colors this shrimp colors that, nobody ever appreciates BIRD colors

birds have one more cone than us that is UV sensitive, and drab or monocolor birds have hidden colors and patterns we can't see

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this