too weird to live, too rare to die!

sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

renaming my ships to HMS We Won't Die in the Arctic and HMS No Scurvy before successfully navigating the northwest passage

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

Sometimes you can tell when a fandom has been starved for new input for too long because you can make an objectively mid text post like “hey guys, I like a scene in this show” and it gets 600 notes.

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything