too weird to live, too rare to die!

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.