too weird to live, too rare to die!

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv