too weird to live, too rare to die!

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song

they're mine

ah I see. reclaiming the Self

i'd make a joke about "let the HUSBAND giggle under the covers and tell HIS WIFE to put that camera away before dying before HIS WIFE'S story starts" but lets be real he'd still get more fanart

The best thing about tumblr is you can just make a criticism of a very specific person completely unprompted and then that person will appear as if summoned in your notes to prove your point for you.

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun