too weird to live, too rare to die!

I have already died thrice by 1pm

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard