too weird to live, too rare to die!

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

social media needs a button distinct from block or mute that is just a sims -- you can hit when someone adds something unnecessary, nebbish or just kind of annoying to your post that doesn't quite rise to the point of being antagonistic. only they can see it. the "I didn't appreciate that" button.

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

They missed. 😔

the backbone of this damn website is some 15 year old drawing transgender headcanons of your dad's favourite movie character from the 1970s

im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share

Did a bear make that post?

turning a big dial labeled "victim" on one end and "perpetrator" on the other back and forth and constantly looking back at the audience for approval

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom