too weird to live, too rare to die!

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

Senator Checkthisbox Forafreeicecreamcone re-elected for seventeenth consecutive term

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song