dream fortress

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind