Rise of the Bloggers

I will never be over or stop thinking about Karkat eating birds. It was such a brief little moment. Its never explained. No one ever comments on it or sees it in canon. Just a boy and his raw unplucked hummingbirds over a roaring fire immediately after being ejected from a 3 year meteor trip.

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean “unacceptable quality”