peel me slowly

Fuckboy domestication is still one of my favorite tropes 😌 Shy nerd girl x haughty fuckboy is a pretty common trope in straight romance but it's important that the shy girl puts the fuckboy in his place. He's not "corrupting" her, she's not "fixing" him, she's smacking his head with a rolled up newspaper and going "bad dog!!" while he whimpers and looks up at her with big wet eyes.

There needs to be at least one scene where she catches him making out with another girl (pre-relationship, they basically just met at this point) and slutshames him for it. She's allowed to be seduced by him but hate his guts the whole time, and openly show her disdain for him. He's never met a girl like her who is so fucking mean to him, and he discovers he's got a misandry kink. At least one other scene where he saves her from creeps and she shrugs him off, thinking he only helped bc he wants to sleep with her when he actually did just want to help her. Another scene where he's trying so hard not to pop a boner when she's chastizing him for getting bad grades despite her tutoring. She notices and has him kneel in front of her, pressing her foot into his abs right above his bulge, teasing him for a while until he's panting and whimpering and begging to cum.

Another important thing: fuckboy must remain slutty throughout the story. The issue isn't his sluttiness, it's the lack of healthy relationships in his life that he tries to make up for via risky sexual behavior. His issues must stem from his own incompetence, so our protagonist has smth to beat him up over. He remains equally slutty and down bad at the end but now he gets over his angst via petplay.

you can't do kink with someone and disregard them as a person, even if the kink is disregarding them as a person

lesbian porn implies the existence of other kinds of porn and i just don't think anyone would make that cause like who the fuck would be the target audience

i think there are a lot of situations where "fetish mining" does describe a real instance of sexual harassment/harm especially intersecting with labor exploitation re: sex workers so i would not say it's a meaningless term ever, but, also, i feel like increasingly when i see the term used these days the situation it describes ends up being "i got TRICKED into looking at a drawing by somebody who once masturbated"

toy keeps crying about wanting to leave even after you’ve gotten them nice and settled in your basement? bring them out to get some fresh air and fuck them in the great outdoors where anyone could see them until they’re begging to go back inside!

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

okay!