Tokyo Revengers Incorrect Quotes

Hanma: Do you want to hear a joke? Hakkai: No. Hanma: Yes, you do. Okay, here it goes-

Kisaki, to Takemichi: I have feelings for you but I'm not gonna tell you which ones. Takemichi, internally: What the fuck

Rindou, after meeting Sanzu and Angry: Sorry I can’t flirt anymore, I have a crush to stay loyal to.

Mikey: You know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to this Dark Impulses: Agreed. But replace "non" with "extremely" Dark Impulses Mikey: And after the word "violent" add "Blood Explosion Extraordinaire"

Benkei: I assure you, you do not.

Y/N: ‘Kay, I’m scared, but that’s rad.

Taiju, talking to Takemichi and Mikey: What you guys did took guts. I'm impressed. Takemichi and Mikey: Thanks, Taiju. Taiju: And such a creative way to tell the world you're dating.

Wakasa: Just ask Sanzu if he’s ready for you to come back. The worst he can say is "no". Takeomi: Yeah, but that would be devastating.

Mikey: Who is this? It's six in the morning, this better be important. Baji, shouting: WE'RE COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS!

Koko, to the new members: Welcome to Bonten. We trus— Ran: *falls through the ceiling* Koko: Hey Ran, you'll need to repair that. Ran: Yeah, I'll call Shion down. Shion: *falls through the ceiling* Shion: Hey

Sanzu: Okay, I'll do it

Inui: ...What?

Benkei: *reading a book, listening to instrumental music, very focused* Wakasa, upside down on the sofa: Do you think the stars have feelings?

Koko: I love girls who are "high maintenance." Like, yes please, continue to have standards for how you treat yourself and expect to be treated.

TR Fandom: If I had a dollar for every time I got confused, I'd be like, "Where'd this dollar come from?" and then there'd be another dollar, and I'd think, "What's with all the dollars?" leading to more dollars and confusion, and eventually, I'd be slowly crushed by dollars without ever knowing why.

Takeomi: Could you ever see us as more than friends? Shinichiro: YES, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as dragons. Hang on, let me find the picture I drew. Takeomi:

Mikey: I swear, there was some nerd sitting in your spot yesterday. Mitsuya: That was me with my reading glasses on.