Death Doesn't Wait for Tea

at the end of the day, it’s you and your long distance best friend against the world

Hot take: I don't care if someone "contributes to society" or not. They are a person and still deserve human rights, food, and shelter.

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

World Heritage Post

I wish bodies had removable batteries like phones or laptops, so you could take them out and replace them when they didn't hold charge anymore.

heres ur chance to like a a posts bc the pride flag thing is satisfying

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here