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getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

this is really resonating with the subjects

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

diet-poison

the Terracotta Army guy?

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

slimlimit

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

#thought it was ponyboy like dogboy and was confused

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

MY SWIMMING BAND FROM CAMP FELL OFF :(

dumb-teenagerx

"i love you" until you realize i get way to clingy that im useless and a fuckass loser. we both know youre lying

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forgot im allowed to do stuff

dinkingmyoiter6

I wish I could date someone maybe I’m like. A top tier yearner

rrat-king

snl's jeremy culhand everybody

johnnyzweig

ponyboy who has a love hate relationship with school and craves academic validation

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ponyboy who has a love hate relationship with school and craves academic validation

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huffylemon

sigynpenniman

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

slowspinningredemption

“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″

hydrojinn

“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”

“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”

the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017

xxtc-96xx

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

-2014, front yard

an-autistic-with-personhood

“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”

And “Finally, no Power Lines”

-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick

naamahdarling

Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.

Park And See The View 2020

(it took seconds to happen)

Waiting for The Pharmacy Line to Move, 2021

Outside the McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window, 2018

not-a-salty-christmas-tree

Sunrise in early Mars 2022 at 05:09am, Walking Home from Work

madphantom

Sunset from the commie bar I occasionally volunteer at, 2023, taken five minutes before someone tripped down the stairs with a glass bottle in their hand while singing the Internationale

whiskeytiddies

Marble sky before I storm on my walk to the grocery store - 2023

ilackallhonour

some nondescript residential area that could be anywhere in the Netherlands - 2022

old-long-john

Sunset mackerel sky in Surrey, 2022

beanarie

queens boulevard, 2018

puppygirlcuddleslut

Marching Band practice, 2018

melon-official

sunset in himeji, 2025

realm-of-clouds

Somewhere in east Europe

minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

outside the don cesar resort vs. a literal 5 minute walk from my house

huffylemon

sigynpenniman

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

slowspinningredemption

“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″

hydrojinn

“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”

“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”

the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017

xxtc-96xx

Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights

-2014, front yard

an-autistic-with-personhood

“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”

And “Finally, no Power Lines”

-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick

naamahdarling

Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.

Park And See The View 2020

(it took seconds to happen)

Waiting for The Pharmacy Line to Move, 2021

Outside the McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window, 2018

not-a-salty-christmas-tree

Sunrise in early Mars 2022 at 05:09am, Walking Home from Work

madphantom

Sunset from the commie bar I occasionally volunteer at, 2023, taken five minutes before someone tripped down the stairs with a glass bottle in their hand while singing the Internationale

whiskeytiddies

Marble sky before I storm on my walk to the grocery store - 2023

ilackallhonour

some nondescript residential area that could be anywhere in the Netherlands - 2022

old-long-john

Sunset mackerel sky in Surrey, 2022

beanarie

queens boulevard, 2018

puppygirlcuddleslut

Marching Band practice, 2018

melon-official

sunset in himeji, 2025

realm-of-clouds

Somewhere in east Europe

minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

outside the don cesar resort vs. a literal 5 minute walk from my house

soapulp-deactivated20200310

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

soapulp-deactivated20200310

evil again

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

papa new url

scawy

Mhm, brought out the complicated words

yes 🙂‍↕️

may i get the definitions 🥺

Reticent is reluctant to speak, quiet, reserved, not really up for sharing personal info

Solivagant is solitary wanderer

and storms a new nickname of mine

thank you papa

ooooooooh fun

love you

Love you son

however, as your dad I have an obligation; and that obligation is to embarrass you, so I'm now taking silly nickname requests for you

its a totally legit fatherly duty trust

hmmmmmm mateo doesn’t really have any nicknames :(

hmm how about; Matty/matt, or Teo?