mannequin hand collector

clerk be like not so easy dealing with the mev’s shit is it miss skirt suit

this new PR guy was like gerard they really like when there’s women who hurt you and gerard said oh word. we can do that

In case anyone wasn't aware, orteil42 made cookie clicker

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.

if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed

I’ve been in this hole since yall lil shits were three apples tall and I’ll die in this hole too

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

Which is why I remind people that they're using the drug-dealer technique to get people hooked on ai, get it established into their lives, and then the bills start coming and coming.

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

This second picture is MUCH more accurate!

I had the exact same experience the second time I looked at this picture as the first time. I was looking like "what is this green line? Like suddenly everything is OK? It's not. Racists are still trying to push us back to 1619. Nothing has been fixed. We still need to fight. Hard!

literally encountered a seagull eating the carcass of a pigeon without its head… very geoff rickly-esque thing to happen to me. ricklesian through and through

OH WELL MOTHER 🏳️‍⚧️💥WHAT THE WAR DID 🏳️‍⚧️💥TO MY LEGS 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND TO MY TOUNGE 💥🏳️‍⚧️YOU SHOULD HAVE RAISED A BABY GIRL💥🏳️‍⚧️ I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON 💥🏳️‍⚧️IF YOU COULD CODDLE THE INFECTION 💥🏳️‍⚧️THEY CAN AMPUTATE AT ONCE 🏳️‍⚧️💥YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN 🏳️‍⚧️💥I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND WHEN WE GO DONT BLAME US 🏳️‍⚧️💥WELL LET THE FIRE JUST BATHE 🏳️‍⚧️💥US YOU MADE US OH SO FAMOUS💥🏳️‍⚧️ WELL NEVER LET YOU GO 🏳️‍⚧️💥SHE SAID YOU AINT NO SON OF MINE 🏳️‍⚧️💥FOR WHAT YOUVE DONE🏳️‍⚧️ 💥AND THEYRE GUNNA FIND A PLACE FOR YOU 🏳️‍⚧️💥AND JUST YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS 💥🏳️‍⚧️WHEN YOU GO 💥🏳️‍⚧️AND WHEN YOU GO 💥🏳️‍⚧️DONT RETURN TO ME MY LOVE 💥🏳️‍⚧️

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.