mannequin hand collector

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

I'd recommend going into the notes and setting it to 'comments only' to see many many cats

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji

it’s so fucked up that i’m not a california sea lion i don’t even like fish but i should be splashing around in the ocean lying in a big pile on a dock with my friends barking at my enemies. perhaps even learning tricks in exchange for treats. i shouldn’t know what microsoft teams is

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

probably my chronic pain is because im metamorphosizing into a very cute and awesome bunny

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible