The Official Space Party

nonbinary friend who has ibuprofen: btw i have ibuprofen if you need it

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

someone broke into my house and stole my pronouns when i was sleeping. i mean someone broke into the house and stole some pronouns while people slept