A Simple Idiot Wizard

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

i don’t bet on losing dogs i bet on winning dogs. they’re just having a bad day. i’m sure they’ll win next time

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting