There is always hope.

"Due to poaching, habitat loss, and climate change, it is now critically endangered, and only a handful still exist in the wild"

this animal. as "Axe-oh-lottle"

the term 'axolotl' comes from Nahuatl, the language of the Nahua people (or the aztecs, for the uninitiated). it is derived from atl (water) and xolotl (one of the gods in the pantheon). in nahua, x's make a 'sh' sound, not a 'ks' sound. and when you have a 'tl' at the end of the word, it is best to just omit the l (since, in english it does not flow very naturally to make the Proper sound)

with this knowledge, we realize that the word 'axolotl' is actually pronounced "ash-o-lot" and Not "axe-oh-lottle"

anyway. thats my tedtalk

sincerely,

so 'nahuatl' is pronounced 'na-wat' not 'na-how-tle'

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

As for why they’re so hairy? To survive in the freezing tundra. Why are they in the tundra? No idea. New human subspecies are created seemingly just to exist. However, be glad that they are hairy cause it’s the non hairy ones that are really horrifying.

Like the aquatics…

Or the space avocados Vacuumorph who were engineered to build spaceships for the elite…

Or these fucked up horsed people…

Well you know the guys from the meme?

Well over the course of Two million years, they eventually go from that to this...

Yep, the hunters have now become literal Parasites who feast off the blood and fat of the now massive and hairless tundra walker Hosts

But it doesn't end there. You remember how it was mention that there were spaceships being built? Well those humans eventually return to Earth after several million years. And do you want to guess what they do?

This...

They turn the Hosts into this, massive immobile mountains of flesh harvested for meat as quickly as it grows.

Grace, Rocky save stars.