the disobedience that holds us together

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

i try not to let myself get ragebaited by AI but i hate AI fake animal photography. the beautiful animals of the world are there for us to see and you show me air brushed sparkly big eye cyber slop instead? i hate you

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

ghost tour guide asked "now, i've only ever had two or three people who answered yes to this question, but who among you knows who israel hands is?" and my hand shot up so fast it flew off my body into space