the disobedience that holds us together

it's so fun for me every time this appears on my dash because not only did i walk past it irl several times, it's on what is widely considered the busiest bus route in europe

you want me to trust my father? the thing that killed iphigenia?

Happy pride everyone, bringing this glorious moment back

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

op are you a hobbit

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i've never seen most of these before! always love finding new old bloopers.