*explodes*

really hate when u complain about the heat (and its like like 25-40c) and some american is like "omg thats like NOTHING dude ur so weak lol i deal with that every single summer!!!!!!!!! u people cant deal with ANYTHING" and its like. ok then come live in a house that has no air conditioning and no ceiling fans and see how YOU like it

Extremely sympathize (I am midwestern and was in London recently when it was Way Too Hot) and those people are annoying as fuck but I will point out that many places in rural areas, esp in the poor areas of the American south, also don't have air conditioning. A good rebuttal is pointing out that a single minor snowstorm can shut down the entire state of Texas. Sounds like they can't handle the cold 🤨

idk maybe we should be nice to eachother and consider that different places have houses built for different things instead of instantly trying to get a snarky comeback. like yeah i sure wonder why texas can't handle a snowstorm but something like norway or sweden can. it's almost as if different places are used to different climates. like i get shitting on americans is funny but it's not gonna help anything

really hate when u complain about the heat (and its like like 25-40c) and some american is like "omg thats like NOTHING dude ur so weak lol i deal with that every single summer!!!!!!!!! u people cant deal with ANYTHING" and its like. ok then come live in a house that has no air conditioning and no ceiling fans and see how YOU like it

Extremely sympathize (I am midwestern and was in London recently when it was Way Too Hot) and those people are annoying as fuck but I will point out that many places in rural areas, esp in the poor areas of the American south, also don't have air conditioning. A good rebuttal is pointing out that a single minor snowstorm can shut down the entire state of Texas. Sounds like they can't handle the cold 🤨

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

I can't believe we live in a world where there's an AI company unironically called "Palantir," and it isn't a parody. It's a real thing. I remember seeing a picture of an advertisement on here and thinking, "This HAS to be a joke. This is too on-the-nose to be real. They wouldn't honestly name an AI company Palantir, after the Seeing Stones from Lord of the Rings that are supposed to offer knowledge, but famously also might be feeding you misinformation from evil sources because 'we do not know who else may be watching.'" But then here I am listening to the BBC News discussing why the CEO of Palantir just published a Manifesto that sounds like it was written by a supervillain.

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

This post is getting marked NSFW and I think that’s a travesty.

You’re wrong, the lack of railings is the very definition of NSFW

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

Can't believe there are people alive that haven't heard ohhh you touch my tralalala. ohhh my ding ding dong

Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you

Idk I have so little patience for willfully ignorant people. You know the entire plot of Fruit Love Island or whatever the fuck but can't take an hour outta your day to look up why everything is falling apart around you? Embarrassing

This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.

What about Homestuck.

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

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