Queerer Than I Had Ever Anticipated

Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

Not to sound like a broken record but does it make anyone else viscerally angry how we realized in the very recent past that we can successfully eradicate devastating human-specific diseases (smallpox) yet now there's a million people telling you not to vaccinate your kids against measles. I know I know "everyone will not just" but also for real we could never have measles again if everyone would just be cool