Queerer Than I Had Ever Anticipated

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

if i see any of you people tag my posts with harry potter or marauders you are getting one hit ko instablocked from orbit i do not fuck with that

actually why are so many of these marauders blogs queer and transmasc and nonbinary people. where is the solidarity. you would rather invent fake queer harry potter books in your mind than stand up for your sisters?

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

“you cant ship them theyre sibling coded!!” and it’s just two people who are friends

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried